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~ Saturday, April 7 ~
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Portal Fics are CREEPY.

So, my girlfriend and I were talking about this video, and the innocent, pure, child-like joy Chell displays while eating the cake got me thinking.

What if Aperture Science “Bring Your Daughter to Work Day” was the day Chell originally entered the Enrichment Centre. And on that day, she was put into the Relaxation Vault. And stayed there for twenty years.

CHELL IS A SIX YEAR OLD IN A WOMAN’S BODY.

AND YOU’RE ALL WRITING PORN ABOUT HER.

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~ Tuesday, April 3 ~
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