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~ Saturday, April 7 ~
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Portal Fics are CREEPY.

So, my girlfriend and I were talking about this video, and the innocent, pure, child-like joy Chell displays while eating the cake got me thinking.

What if Aperture Science “Bring Your Daughter to Work Day” was the day Chell originally entered the Enrichment Centre. And on that day, she was put into the Relaxation Vault. And stayed there for twenty years.

CHELL IS A SIX YEAR OLD IN A WOMAN’S BODY.

AND YOU’RE ALL WRITING PORN ABOUT HER.

Tags: portal portal 2 portal fic valve aperture Aperture Science aperture laboratories glados cake lie paedophilia creepy chell
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~ Tuesday, April 3 ~
Permalink Tags: Assassin's Creed Skyrim Portal Valve Black Mesa Zelda The Legend of Zelda Stormcloaks Aperture Aperture Science Aperture Laboratories Avatar Avatar The Last Airbender Fire Nation Batman Star Wars Rebels Empire Jedi Triforce
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~ Saturday, January 14 ~
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GUYS THIS IS FREAKY SHIT.

smarterthanyouraveragenarwhal:

http://us.akinator.com/#

Go to that website. Enter a username and age. Think of a famous character or person, real or not. Then answer the questions. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT HASN’T GOTTEN IT WRONG YET.

Edit: it even knows homestuck! NO ONE IS SAFE ヽ(;o;)ノ

Edit again: It’s gotten POTaTOS, Dante, Space Core, Doc Scratch, Adam Young, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, John Egbert, Wayward Vagabond, and Sebastian Michealis.

edit edit: IT GOT ANDREW HUSSIE

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

It got Tobuscus pretty damn easily. I need to try someone more obscure…

EDIT: Ha! Beat it on the second try. I was thinking of Pey’j from Beyond Good and Evil, it guessed Saxton Hale from Team Fortress 2. xD EDIT AGAIN: It got it right after another round of questions, though.

Fully, well and truly defeated it with Brevis, the boy with the goat from Stardust who was turned into a goat and then into a pot-maid. Success!

Tags: OMG WTF akinator beyond good and evil pey'j saxton hale tobuscus valve stardust brevis WIN
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